I realize that none of you are pigs. That being said, let’s review a common scenario that will come as a shock to my wholesome readership. Imagine an attractive woman is shopping in Isle Five–the feminine hygiene isle–and she finds herself surrounded by men looking at the same products. Are these men purchasing awkward products for their lady at home, or checking her out?
Real life example number 2: A friend of mine worked for a major hardware store (their logo is orange, you figure it out). Roughly 85% of the male employee’s walkie-talkie chatter involves notifying other employees of “yoga pants in Isle 12”, or “short shorts in Isle 22”. I’m just saying.
“The beautiful people” are not the only targets of creepy gawking shoppers. Sometimes, even the not-so-attractive folks attract a crowd. To confirm this, visit a website called “The People of Walmart” (www.peopleofwalmart.com). Be Warned: you cannot “un-see” some of these images. Suffice it to say that folks shopping late night at Walmart fail to pull up their pants, or bend over while wearing club skirts too short to permit any sort of bending. You’ve heard stories that start with “You won’t believe what I saw at Walmart last night”– those stories are real. Continue Reading