Yes, the title of this article gives away the ending, but it's the journey, not the destination.
FACTS: Daniel Shedd is just chilling, drinking a beer, driving his mom's car, when he was stopped by the Florida Highway Patrol (FHP). Shedd v. State, 137 So. 3d 456 (Fla. 4th DCA 2014). FHP chats him up, and Daniel reveals to the officer that he has a prescription pill habit. In case you didn't know, telling a cop you have a drug habit is like a sorority girl announcing to the frat party that she's a nymphomaniac--there's going to be some shenanigans as a result of this announcement. So, with Daniel's announcement comes the obligatory search of the car, and Daniel is arrested for possession of marijuana, possession of alprazolam (Xanax), and possession of hydrocodone (it's also a crime to have an open container of alcohol in the car, but I guess they let that one slide).
It never ceases to amaze me that people drinking a beer, and driving, drive horribly. If you're doing something wrong, can't you drive like a normal human being? Daniel takes it a step further, because not only is he driving bad and drinking--he has marijuana in the car, Xanax in the car, and hydrocodone in the car. It is possible that the Golden Coral buffet o' drugs in Daniel's car gave him a surge of poor driving adrenaline, just enough to draw law enforcement's attention. However, things started looking better for Daniel when he explained to the cop that the alprazolam and hydrocodone both belong to his mother (indeed, the car even belongs to mom).
Actually, not only did the pills belong to mom, the pill bottles had mom's name written on them. So, assuming the FHP officer could read, how hard can this be for FHP to verify? Unfortunately, the old "these drugs belong to my mom" routine doesn't always work, because law enforcement often lack the skills/desire/work ethic needed to do a simple investigation. If you think law enforcement investigations resemble that of NCIS or even Angela Landsbury, you're sadly mistaken. Investigations into felony prescription drug offenses are pretty rare. In this case, if FHP would have taken just a few minutes to contact mom and verify that the pills were hers, we taxpayers would not have had to pay for two felony drug arrests. But, why save taxpayers money? After all, can't we just raise the sales tax another ½ cent?